I think I feel bad?

I really love 3rd shift. It probably sounds weird to most, but I enjoy it so much. It fits me like a smedium polo shirt...perfectly.

But wouldn't ya know I got pulled off of it and am now on 1st. I despise 1st shift.

Here's how it works. On 1st shift work starts at 6am. Yeah, that's too early for me. It's also way too hot for any sane person.

3rd shift starts at 10pm. I get to sleep in and I have all day for any appointments or anything important I need to get done. It is so much cooler at night and I don't have to wear a stupid safari hat.

Ok so I love the safari hat but it seems like people think I should feel bad for not being grateful. It's not like this is an opportunity to learn more. I'm not at all grateful, I'm the one guy who didn't want to go on 1st.

Bah, bring me back to 3rd as quickly as possible. The night shift is perfect for me and I can still walk in there like a boss and wear the hell out of that hat, even if it's dark out.